Anonymous asked: Please be joking about the toothpaste as lube thing, even in fic. Mint/wintergreen oil + genitals=pain, not to mention fluoride, which is commonly added to toothpaste to prevent cavities, is also used as rat poison--there's a reason toothpaste shouldn't be swallowed.
I AM NOT THE ONE WHO SUGGESTED TOOTHPASTE AS LUBE!
ANG, RIPPER, YOU’RE GETTING ME IN TROUBLE FROM CHEMICALLY MINDED ANONS!
Well I’m sure there’s some non-corrosive and organic toothpaste on the market. Honestly!
There is actually. My sister-in-law can source you some nice aloe vera toothpaste, for all your fanfic needs ;)
I’m so going with the theory that Rumple is going to use that kissing spell on Zelena and take her powers from her. She’d totally fall for it too.
What do you think my fellow Rumbellers? Interesting how that particular spell has been added in before 3x18, which is where that kissing photo is from.
How’s Rumple going to get the kissing spell, though, if he can’t use his magic? Is HOOK going to kiss Rumple, and then Rumple kisses Zelena?
I am desperately trying to find the post which told of Hook’s undying love for Rumple being the reason for him taking Milah. But of course, if Hook gets to kiss anyone, Charming and the Floor will want some action too…
What would this be? Captain Crocodile? Golden Hook?
True Love is not always meant to be. Particularly when your love has a tendency to frequently get intimately acquainted with other floors. Killian Jones/Hook x OC - a very special OC. I welcome you all to my favourite side OTP. Set in Season 3a
She was lonely. True, she had visitors everyday, who came in and kept her company. Some even took great care of her, washing her of the dirt, helping with the make up, making sure she looked her best.
But HE was not there.
Hello again! Enjoy this chapter, and is anyone else hoping for a reunion of the Captain and the Floor in the next episode?
Chapter 2 - Latin Steps
Between the very lucrative offer that the studio owner had made the week before and Ruby’s nagging, it was no surprise that the next Wednesday found Emma outside the old village hall at quarter to seven, holding Henry’s hand. The chance to get away from everything and just have fun with the girls, learn a new skill and know that her only child was having fun, all had a certain allure.
It had absolutely nothing to do with the gorgeous man who taught the class.
NO. NEIN. NON. NIET. ANY OTHER WORD FOR ‘NO’.
NO FUCKING TIME TRAVEL.
I MEAN IT SHOW.
NO. FUCKING. TIME. TRAVEL.
I believe we had a bet on this. Does this mean I win? x
I decided to start posting my story on here, though it’s almost finished on FF. I will be uploading chapters several times a week, I hope.
Intro: Emma, a (now) single mother winds up being dragged along to a dance class, as mental support for her friend Belle. There, she meets Mira Arrow and her brother Killian. Maybe dancing and these people is just what she needs to get over being betrayed. Captain Swan, with Rumbelle and Red Cricket. And the frog princess (MA) playing cupid. All standard disclaimers apply.
Chapter 1 - Waltzing Opportunities
It was a Wednesday evening and Emma Swan stood outside the village hall, waiting for her friends, who were, as usual, late.